I couldn't get hold of a private jet this time, but just like I personally oversaw the rescue of Brant and Todd on Morning TV ten years ago, I knew I could do the same for these poor lads.
I rang Karl and Kochie at midnight and said I'd be there, outside the Don Dale Detention Centre from 6am. Ready for live crosses, I'd even do the weather on the half hour.
Flexible Bill, the people's populist would discover Aboriginal Youth Detention and make it mine on Breakfast TV!
I'd nail the NT government and not politicise much of this shameful incident that occurred under Labor and my new local member. I'd talk that soft Elmer Fudd thing I do and she'd nod in background.
I'm here for you Aboriginal youth, at least until the press leave.

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