My Mardi Gras performance secured the Gay vote

Given the only reason Gay marriage does not currently exist is my political ambition so I thought I'd out Gay everyone at this year's Mardi Gras and prove my Gay credentials.

I dropped a few kg's, hung up the man boobs and dosed in baby oil to make myself popular with the new constituency.

Boy did it work! Here's the uncensored highlights.. Let's just say the boys weren't Short-on this Bill.

 

Another Shorten voter locked away