My vision for Australia is Bill Shorten as PM, it's as simple as that...

Now that inspiring vision can’t come without a little help from my friends.

I had an epiphany as I flew down to the Beaconsfield Mine disaster in Tassy in the private jet I’d got my hands on. This private jet thing is for me, I want Bill Shorten to be the most powerful man in Australia. Now I was never going to do that using any commercial enterprise, I’ll do it via the public purse and some help from my mates.

My Australia obviously needs to pay off those who bankrolled me and my newly found constituency -  ignorant, xenophobic, welfare dependent Aussie battlers who don't want a job but equally don't want some foreigner doing it!

• Forget $100,000 degrees when unskilled CFMEU tradies pull CEO dollars. That will make Australia Great Again.
• Forget the poor bastards struggling in other Industries, if your Union can’t help me then sorry I can’t help you.
• Forget foreign workers, you're threatening CFMEU jobs
• Forget business, you can pay more tax to sponsor my welfare led growth strategy

I'm trumping at the bit to divide Australia to Make Bill Great Again