I'll call out racists whenever I see them and even when I don't

Under my leadership anyone who mentions the word Muslim will rightly be branded as the filthy racist they are. The word Muslim is a racist term used to brand Muslims and I won't tolerate it's use...by anyone remotely associated with the right

I don't want foreign workers taking Aussie jobs, yes I do? I'm backflipping on backpacking

I'm standing up for Aussie workers in my new Trump phase.

It's unacceptable that foreign workers come in on 457 visas and take jobs from Aussie workers. (I issued around 70,000 alone in a year)  I think I said there's over a million 457 visa holders currently taking Aussie jobs right now. (The real number is in fact 94,890).

I've never been good with numbers!

But it's ok for foreign workers to take Aussie jobs if they're backpackers and pay bugger all tax. Makes sense to me!

My vision for Australia is Bill Shorten as PM, it's as simple as that...

Now that inspiring vision can’t come without a little help from my friends.

I had an epiphany as I flew down to the Beaconsfield Mine disaster in Tassy in the private jet I’d got my hands on. This private jet thing is for me, I want Bill Shorten to be the most powerful man in Australia. Now I was never going to do that using any commercial enterprise, I’ll do it via the public purse and some help from my mates.

My Australia obviously needs to pay off those who bankrolled me and my newly found constituency -  ignorant, xenophobic, welfare dependent Aussie battlers who don't want a job but equally don't want some foreigner doing it!

• Forget $100,000 degrees when unskilled CFMEU tradies pull CEO dollars. That will make Australia Great Again.
• Forget the poor bastards struggling in other Industries, if your Union can’t help me then sorry I can’t help you.
• Forget foreign workers, you're threatening CFMEU jobs
• Forget business, you can pay more tax to sponsor my welfare led growth strategy

I'm trumping at the bit to divide Australia to Make Bill Great Again

Those poor bastards in the Latrobe Valley need the support of anti greenies like me

Call it my Trump period, but I really believe I too could shoot someone and not lose votes or the ABC. I feel like Nadia Comaneci doing her perfect 10 gymnastics routine at times.

Get this, I give the Hazelwood boys $500 million to keep it open in 2012-13, you know protect jobs of the brothers - the mighty CFMEU. That was after we ranted on about shutting down the dirtiest coal plants a few years earlier.

For the election I figured more votes in greenies so bugger me we went with 50% renewables by 2030. 50%, nice number a bit each way just like me.

Well those silly French owners then got hammered by Daniel, taking our policy before the policy before last approach and scared them off. If they'd waited 6 months I'd be somewhere else on policy but no, they have to ruin it.

My CFMEU Comrades shafted by me and Dan. No way!

So I don my Trump and head down the Valley.

"Not my fault boys, in fact I'm no rampant greenie!"  Was gonna say climate change is a Chinese conspiracy but not sure the boys would get it.

Anyway it worked. No damage to brand Bill - Let's make Bill Great Again intact. Off for a massage those backflips take a small toll.

The message I don't get..

Donald's barking mad and there's a bit of Donald in me!

Even though I called him barking mad I can't help but admire his raging rhetoric and add my touch. It's handy I'm so flexible around my beliefs. Us populists have to stick together.

As I said when I called him barking mad “I think the views he has are not views which sit comfortable with the mainstream of Australian opinion. I think that he represents a turn towards politics which is going to be destabilising for America."

“I don’t believe in a divisive nation. I don’t believe in dividing the nation. I don’t believe in setting up one group of people against another group of people. I have a different world view."

That lasted four days, today I criticised migrant workers taking Aussie jobs at lower pay rates, I promoted a divided Australia where the country no longer works for ordinary people, with mass disadvantage the Australian way except for the rich and corporations.

An aspiring view of Australia and a brilliant plan to get me elected PM.

I govern for the mighty Trade Union movement

I'll not hear a bad word about the CFMEU, not while they're giving millions to keep me going.  The lovely working people of the CFMEU want to help me govern the country and I think that's a great thing for Australian democracy....more diversity within the Labor party is a good thing.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/cfmeu-officials-brazen-calltoarms-for-alp-influence/news-story/0670aaea504cc1715d9cd8f7bf707282